Becoming sick of being turned down again and again for pitiful menial labour that I am too over-qualified and over-skilled to partake in anyway, I decided the time is nigh to make the leap of faith into the entrépreneurial world of going-it-alone business.

Currently, if you want to go to a decent nightclub, you'll have to wait in line outside for an hour in the -10˚C winter cold. You'll then either be told that unless you're 23 years old, or a gorgeous girl with your legs out, you're not allowed in; or if you are indeed lucky enough to get past the door security, you'll most likely be 180 kronor out of pocket.

This is where steam started to force its way out of my nostrils. Being the arrogant young British man that I am, I decided my opinion is far more valid and my values far more righteous than that of any club owner in Stockholm, and I decided that I need to change things.

My business concept is simple. I hire venues, host parties, and promote them. I will be filling a gap in the nightlife industry in Stockholm. I have a crack team of experts aiding me in my conquest, and although based on my small team of mostly me, the revolution is gaining pace.

m3ltface is due to open on Saturday, March 13^th at Skyddsrummet in Stockholm. It's going to be better than anything you've done in your life, so attend and bring your friends.